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The Diagnostic Test

You have diagnosed the problem a dozen times. Wrong roster. Wrong hire. Wrong week. The diagnosis never quite fixes it, because it is aimed at the wrong cause.

This card gives you a different starting point: the seven domains where design problems hide in plain sight, costing you in ways that are hard to name until you know what you are looking for. Nine questions, answered honestly about an ordinary day, and the pattern tells you which part of your operation is carrying the most load.

You get a first move for each of them, something small enough to do this week without a budget or anyone’s permission. What it will not do is tell you which one to move first, or what it is costing you to leave it. That depends on your site, your team and your week, and it is what the free call at the end is for.

Nine questions about an ordinary day

Not your best service, not your worst. The ordinary middle of your week.

Your pattern is worked out on the next screen.
Answer all nine questions to continue. The unanswered ones are marked.

Where to send it

Three fields. Your pattern appears on screen either way; this is so you have a copy, and so I know which venue I am reading.

Enter your first name.
Enter your venue name.
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Your pattern

Where the load is concentrated

Not a verdict, a measurement. One number for how much your operation absorbs on its own, seven domains showing where it stops absorbing, and the two where a change would pay for itself fastest.

Design Score, questions 01 to 07

A score is a starting position, not a report card. It measures how much of an ordinary week your design absorbs before it reaches a person. It is also the number that moves the moment you change something structural, which is the whole point of measuring it.

The seven domains, where that score comes from

Each scored 0 to 3. The two lowest are where your design is being asked to do the most.

The Base Linequestions 08 and 09, separate from the seven domains

The seven domains score how your operation is built. The Base Line does not score a part of it, it records what an ordinary day feels like right now. It is not added to your Design Score and it does not change your pattern. It is the mark you measure against when you come back.

The two carrying the most

Here is the part worth sitting with: both of those are design problems, and design problems are the fixable kind. They are not about trying harder, hiring better, or caring more. Something in the structure is asking a person to absorb what the system should be absorbing, and structure is the one thing in your venue you can actually change on purpose.

Next steps, start without me

One small move per domain. None of these need a budget, a consultant or anyone's permission. They are here to prove the domain moves.

Free, 30 minutes

Not sure what your pattern means? I will read it with you.

A free thirty-minute call. We walk through your pattern together, I tell you where your design problems are actually concentrated, and you leave with a clear picture of what calm would look like in your specific operation. No pitch, no obligation, and it is useful whether or not we ever work together.

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Privacy, in plain English

What we collect

Your first name, email, venue name and your nine answers, exactly as you entered them.

Why

To work out your pattern, show it to you, email you a copy, and follow up if you ask us to. If you left the newsletter box ticked, we also add you to the Food Game Weekly Wrap, and every issue has an unsubscribe link.

Where it lives

Your answers and contact details are stored in a secured database hosted in Sydney. A few trusted services help us deliver things: our email provider sends your result, our booking tool runs the free call, and our newsletter platform handles the Weekly Wrap if you asked for it. Some of those are based overseas. They act only on our instructions.

What we do not do

We do not sell your information, and we do not hand it to anyone for their own purposes. If we ever want to use it for something new, we will ask you first, and you can say no.

Your rights

Ask us what we hold, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it, any time: julian@foodgamemedia.com.au. We handle personal information in line with the Australian Privacy Principles.